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Joke of the Day

"Do the right thing today: Go to someone's profile, scroll down 4 months, and like something."

"Hi, I'm your car's radio. I'll be playing terrible music during your trip, but once you get out of the car I'll play your favorite song."

"Why don't you make jokes about muslims? Because they will fucking kill you."

"""Alright kids, I just got off the phone. Now, raise your hands if your parents are still alive!"" ""Not so fast, Billy."""

"How do I know when my girlfriend is having an orgasm? ... My hormones"

"A father and son go fishing... Son: Dad, what do we do first? Father: We get this clickbait here and we throw it into the ocean. Son: Then what happens? Father: What happens next will shock you."

"I tried to send an e-mail and broke my computer. How do you manage that? I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox."

"Why are Jews noses so big? Because air is free."

"What is the hardest part about playing soccer? Telling your parents that you're gay."

"What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen."