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Joke of the Day

"Made me laugh a bit A former Vice President recently wrote a song about math. It's called the Al Gore Rhythm."

"How to know if a cat is male or female, from far ? Put a cup of milk on the floor. If he comes it's a male and if she comes it's a female !"

"A priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a horse all walk into a bar... The bartender looks up and says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees? A lumbering oaf."

"The neighbors are looking at me strangely again. Like they have never seen a man sitting on his roof with a pair binoculars before."

"My friend thinks the newly married couple of #s 4 and 9 are a boring one. I told him that's normal as they are pretty square."

"If the US admits that Trump's presidential campaign is a hoax then Australia will come clean about the platypus."

"Who did Fat Albert accuse of leaving a burning cross on his lawn? ""The Kaaay Kaaay Kaaaaay!"""

"Call me old school, but I think your shorts should be longer than your private parts."

"My girlfriend of 5 years asked me... My girlfriend of 5 years asked me when was the last time I had sex with someone before her. I said ""back in '09"". It sounds much better than saying September."