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Joke of the Day
"I wrote a joke about pigeons. Stoned pigeon poetry: High Coo"
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"What does a 9 volt battery have in common with a girl's butt hole? You know you shouldn't, but sooner or later you're gonna give it a lick."
"""I'm in."" - Samuel L. Jackson to every movie pitch he's ever heard"
"there are naturally attractive people and then there are people like me who take pictures from good angles with the right lighting"
"I decided to live at the gym, it was free! Because of squatter's rights."
"""So here are the plans for the Eiffel tower..."" ""Hmm. Yes, yes - this is Gustave!"""
"What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again..."
"It's like my pastor always says, ""Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"""
"How come the steel clad soldiers from the Ming Dynasty lost to the Knights of Eastern Europe? They had a chink in their armor."
"Opening a new Pho restaurant that never closes Going to call it Twenty Pho Seven."