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Joke of the Day

"Humans first started practicing circumcision over 15,000 years ago. There were a lot less complaints once they mastered it."

"Why is it a bad idea to wear tiny shorts on a Ukranian holiday? Chernobyl fallout."

"[DOG MAGICIAN] think of a color, any color...is it...gray? [OTHER DOG] oh my GOD"

"I got fired from the sperm bank today.. Apparently they frown upon drinking on the job."

"What does 36+16 equal to? A prison sentence."

"Her: I have Netflix if you wanna come watch a movie :) Me: No it's ok, I have my own account [60 years later on deathbed] Me: Wait a minute"

"A boy goes into a butcher's shop and says, Mum says can we please have a sheep's head..."". ""...and you're to leave the eyes in 'cos it's got to see us through the week."" Credit to Terry Pratchett."

"Do you know how to make a Venetian Blind? Poke them in the eye"

"What's a French person's favorite video game system? The Wii! (Oui)"

"Writing my first book, I got stuck on the details... ...ended up haiku."