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Joke of the Day

"I cherish a gift a dying friend gave me, strange as it is. With his last breath of life, he gave me his EpiPen. It seemed very important that I have it."

"Just need to grow I wanted to grow my own food but I couldn't get bacon seeds anywhere."

"""I will love you forever or until I cum"" MEN"

"I've been considering studying abroad... ...but I'm afraid she might notice."

"Washing clothes feels so old fashioned. I mean, who separates whites and colours anymore."

"Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open."

"Favorite Old People Jokes"

"What is the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods!^I^will^see^myself^out^now"

"Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc."

"It's a fucking frisbee. Stop trying to make a sport out of it."