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Joke of the Day

"Now I see why the Jamaica's flag is Green,yellow and black.. It's the color bananas go....."

"Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? E V E R Y W H E R E"

"WebMD auto dialed an ambulance when I entered my chicken nugget intake."

"If I'm a baker, you're the dough.. I knead you."

"That heroic moment where one of your chips break off in the dip and you send another one into save it."

"My husband told me I had to choose between him and the cats. I miss him sometimes."

"I'm on the steak diet. You just have four steaks for breakfast, four for lunch, then a sensible dinner of six steaks."

"Me: Mom, am I ugly? Mom: Why don't you ask your girlfriend? Me: But I don't have a girlfriend! Mom: Still looking for the answer?"

"A group of people asked me to make a joke about barometers but I couldn't handle the pressure"

"A man got a vasectomy without telling his wife. When she found out she said ""ARE YOU SERIOUS?!"" ""Yes, I'm not kidding you."" he said."