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Joke of the Day

"Everyone is constantly trying to be interesting & that's why we're all so boring"

"I don't know what Hitler's favourite drink was. But he sure as hell didn't like juice."

"My girlfriend and I were arguing and she asked me to see things from her point of view So I went to the kitchen and looked out the window."

"No Shave November No Deodorant December Lose Your Job January Forget To Pay Rent February Move in With Mom and Dad March"

"My teeth are so white I could use them to help land a plane and still no boyfriend. I'm beginning to think TV ads lie."

"What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth? Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)"

"Meet your girlfriend's brother then realize you're screwing the female version of a guy."

"Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!"

"Did you hear about the cyclopic tutor? He had only one eye, but two pupils!"

"Ellen Pao's credibility after VictoriaGate Oh wait, she never had any."