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Joke of the Day

"Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. The Chinese built a wall 2,000 years ago - and they still don't have any Mexicans!"

"What kind of bee can make milk? Boobies"

"what do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant"

"Two women are sitting together quietly . . ."

"People that start a sentence with ""Now I'm not trying to be rude"" are either about to be rude, or about to sing Ignition by R Kelly."

"Every time I find the meaning of life, they change it."

"I got fired from work on pajama day... It's not my fault I sleep naked."

"I'm tired of people ripping on calculus all the time. It derives me crazy."

"Toys these days That awkward moment when your toys make three movies behind your back. -Andy"

"Have you heard about the new car from Israel? Not only does it stop on the dime, but it picks it up too!"