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Joke of the Day

"What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film? I can clearly see you're nuts"

"It looks like bathroom tai chi but it's me trying to trigger the automatic paper towel dispenser."

"Why don't Mexicans blow their noses? So that they have something to pick in the off-season."

"Why a giraffe got arrested while driving? Coz he was high :D"

"The key to success is sincerity... Once you can fake that, you're golden."

"What's a vampire's favorite fruit. Neck-tarine"

"Where is this joke from. I heard he's so tough/,badass that he killed 2 guys with 1 bullet... no gun."

"Whoever decided on the color white for underpants was an idiot."

"I don't like Nazi jokes... ...they're far beyond Mein Kampfort zone."

"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Inertia."