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Joke of the Day
"What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film? I can clearly see you're nuts"
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"Her: hear that? Me: nope Her: what if someone's is trying to get in to murder me? Me: only person that wants to murder you is already inside"
"My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder Dad always said he'd accomplice something."
"What's the difference between a doe and dope? One's gotta pee."
"""fine! leave me because I talk like I'm in a novel but you aren't taking the kids, he exclaimed"""
"You hear Charlie sheen is starring on a new show. It's called Two and a half T-cells"
"Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and they shouldn't be aired in public."
"""You're not the Bruce Springsteen of me!"" - Angry employee from New Jersey"
"How do you get a blonde pregnant? Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest."
"I pick up hitchhikers cause then when I'm pulled over the weed is his."