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Joke of the Day

"I have to stop saying ""Because I'm Batman"" all the time. It's not cute anymore. Oh wait. Yea it is! You know why? Because I'm Batman."

"Two blondes walk into a bar The first one says ""Don't worry, I didn't see it either""."

"Hello this is ur pilot speaking We almost began our descent but my copilot said ""turn down for what"" so looks like we r rerouting to Cancun"

"A Muslim, an Illegal Immigrant, and a Marxist walk into a bar... And the bartender asks, ""What'll ya have, Mr. President?"""

"Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!"

"Greeting card [cover] Sorry to hear about your Alzheimer's [inside] Sorry to hear about your Alzheimer's"

"Pedophiles They're fucking immature assholes."

"If I can see your boner I'm going to acknowledge it with a subtle head nod. Respect."

"An Irishman Walks Out Of A Bar"

"Best joke I've heard in a while feminism"