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Joke of the Day

"I've got a new habit. And a naked dead nun."

"YOU make some noise. You're the one with the band and the microphone."

"So a centaur walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Hey, how's the sore throat?"" The centaur replies, ""My throat isn't horse but my legs are."""

"WHAT DO THE TEENAGERS CALL...... What do the teenagers call the Asian red light district? Vachina Town"

"My abs are like tan(pi/2) They're undefined."

"Where do crows go to buy groceries? Kroger"

"There's a new video game called Earthquake coming out. I heard it's groundbreaking."

"You have to remember to be sensitive with jokes about the events in Paris. One mean joke and the reaction could be Explosive"

"What do you call 6.022*10^23 butts? Molasses"

"Translating the German joke Germans only tell Germans. I don't like to talk about the Holocaust either. My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He got drunk and fell off the guard tower."