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Joke of the Day

"There should be way more poetry about cheeseburgers."

"anyone wanna hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, its too CHEESY."

"How to fall down the stairs * Step 1: * Step 2: * Step 4: * Step 17: * Step 35: And you're done!"

"Which tornadoes are the most refreshing? F5 tornadoes."

"End a boring conversation by opening an umbrella in their face"

"[intercom] Please stop putting clown shoes on the sacrificial goat. The ritual is in 3 days & the other cults aren't taking us seriously."

"What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. ^ ^"

"Not to brag but both my kids are from the same dad"

"I normally don't drink, but last time I did I woke up next to my grandmother I still don't know how I got 6 feet under ground."

"I wonder why call them backup vocals. Was there ever a time the lead fainted and the backup took over the mic and the show went on as usual?"