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Joke of the Day
"Not to brag but both my kids are from the same dad"
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"""Sweating bullets"" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot."
"What did the cannibal say to his victim before they went for a long walk? You're gonna be pooped after this."
"What is similar between a strip club and the Artic The poles are cold and then they are getting warmer."
"That moment when it's Sunday and you have alzheimer And you're waiting so hard for the Sunday to come"
"I watched this guy try for an hour to put lipstick on a turd. You can't make this shit up!"
"Is it a rule now that Betty White has to be in everything? Because she is simply ruining this porn for me."
"Sales of Advent calendars down by 80% this year It looks like their days are numbered"
"make it happen."""
"I lost one of mom's Tupperware at work and now I'm looking for a new family to adopt me."