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Joke of the Day

"New law restricts lobbyists to the lobby. Citizen victory! Writing laws a bit less convenient! The lobby lobby, however, has won the day."

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"What's a mole's favourite fruit? An Avagadro."
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"What does a Jew do to make them love Christmas? Install a parking meter on the roof."
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