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"The 1920 Red Sox were completely ruthless..."
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"During conversation, a guy mispronounces a physicist's name. Upon realizing this, he apologizes profusely. The physicist says, ""It's Feynman."""
"Old Lady at the bank I work at a bank, and one time an old lady asked if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over."
"Is my wife dissatisfied with me? A tiny part of me says yes.."
"*buys 8 first class tickets, fills all of them with infants and toddlers* Me, from way back in coach: *cups hands* SUCK IT RICH PEOPLE"
"-What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike? _You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike"
"A Priest walks in to a hotel to check in... And he asks the clerk at the front desk, ""Is the pornography disabled in my room?"" The clerk responds, ""No, it's regular porn you sick fuck!"""
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One. One to bitch about it so a white knight will do it for her."
"""Torture me"" said the masochist. ""No"" the sadist smiled."
"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? We would never know cuz he cant stand up"