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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a fire with two sticks? You make sure one is a match !"
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"What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer."
"*the force awakens* *the dark knight rises* *they make eye with eachother adn realize they were sleepig in the same bed* AHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"What is the difference between a chihuahua humping your leg and a pit bull humping your leg? The pit bull gets to finish."
"I asked my dog to marry me and he said no. I am stuck in man's best friendzone."
"SACAJAWEA WAS THE ORIGINAL GOOGLE MAPS"
"Why did the cannibal eat the tightrope walker? He wanted a balanced meal."
"What did the slab of meat say when it was covered in salt and left out to dry? ""I'm cured!"""
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair!"
"If you didn't want me to wash my car on your lawn than you never should have turned your sprinkler on."