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Joke of the Day

"I was makin out with a cute girl but it got ruined when she ran her hand up my leg and squeezed all the spaghetti out of my pocket"

"Broke up with my blind girlfriend She didn't see it coming"

"What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production? Role tied."

"Why is America trying to bomb the lady who lives in my iPhone she seems nice"

"Don't be sad dirty dishes, nobody's doing me either."

"Why r/Jokes has too much tiny jokes? Thus you can move on to the next one faster"

"Why do some people think Jesus was black? Cause he is our father, and he never came back."

"I was driving today... And saw a sign that said, ""Steamed Crabs"". I began to wonder: ""What made them so mad?"""

"Try to think of a world without hypotheticals. You can't."

"What's the difference between committing seppuku and impaling yourself with a sword? They're the same thing but committing seppuku comes with a little twist."