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Joke of the Day

"Waiter: Did we decide? Date: Yes, I'd like the Sirloin. Medium rare. Me: And I'd like the Remix to Ignition. Hot & fresh out the kitchen."

"Why did the gay guy cross the road? I'll let you know when I get to the other side."

"The difference between BLM and the KKK? Honestly, it's black and white."

"Why does Bob Ross not use a condom? Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents."

"One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese."

"A psychic walks into a bar... it was then that everybody realized she was a fraud."

"What do you say Everytime maths wants you to calculate value of his X Dear Maths, I'm sick & tired of finding your 'X' she's gone dude and don't ask 'Y'"

"The conditions inside my car have drawn attention from my boyfriend, my mother, and the Center for Disease Control."

"How do you stay hidden in the Desert? Camal-Flage"

"My neighbor just walked by carrying some pots for planting & I said ""Looks like you won the pottery lottery!"" Now everyone is mad at me."