160562
Joke of the Day
"She sells sea shells by the sea shore because she graduated from an online university."
Next Joke
"Somebody called me a free spirit today and my heart leapt as I turned back to my paperwork."
"If you were a girl and your last name was Pelled your name would always be Miss. Pelled"
"I just call everyone viewers...... so I won't mistake their gender."
"What's Jewish and runs? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank"
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a well known six offender"
"What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday? Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday."
"Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa? Too many cheetahs.."
"I like my women like I like my hard drives... FAT and 32."
"If by ""physically fit"" you mean that I am going to physically fit this entire cupcake into my mouth then yes."