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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large."
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"What's the difference between Vincent van Gogh and Evander Holyfield? Are you serious? I could give you a mouthful."
"It really stinks when you bite into what you expect to be a hot dog but it's actually a sausage That's the wurst"
"Does anyone have any good Tokyo Ghoul puns? I would love if someone would comment some Tokyo Ghoul jokes/puns! Or Attack on Titan... Thx!"
"Two nuclear explosions occur next to each other. ""You're way too close to me"" says nuke #1. ""I'm Feynman"" says the other."
"Ladies, men like it when your hair has lots of body, not the other way around."
"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, maan!"
"What did the guy with 5 penises say? ""These pants fit like a glove"""
"What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? A lumpy milkshake."
"""Hey, will you join us in our street protest?"" No thanks ""Why not?"" I actually love streets"