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Joke of the Day
"How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers? With relish"
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"Bathrooms are international You're Russian to it, European while you're in there, and then ya Finnish."
"Photons have mass? Why, I didn't know they were Catholic!"
"My dad was a very active advocate for women's rights... My mom wanted to be as well, but my dad wouldn't allow it."
"What's yellow and smells like a zebra? Lion vomit."
"Making a frisbee out of bread. Let's see how those bloody pigeons deal with that!"
"Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama."
"What did Cindarella do when she got to the ball? Gagged"
"Me: who's a good dog? who's a good dog? Dog: i have a boyfriend"
"So I got a new job, and at the interview they told me I would be making millions... I'll be working at the U.S. Mint."