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Joke of the Day

"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot."

"Why did Uncle Owen have the cleanest asshole in the Galaxy? A lifetime of nothing but Outer Rim jobs."

"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""why the long face?"" The horse says ""oh...well my leg is really messed up, so tomorrow they are gunna shoot me in the fuckin head"""

"My car is equipped with the best anti-theft device in Florida. I call it ""No air conditioning""."

"You're in love and I couldn't be happier for you. But can you let go of each other's hands for four seconds so I can get past you on the f*ckin sidewalk?"""

"Did you hear about Kanye West's son changing his name to South? He felt he his life needed a change of direction."

"Girls think shrinkage is funny but I just think they're jealous, because the same principal does not apply to them."

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the last one who had a dream."

"Yo mama joke Yo mama`s so hairy, she grows afros on her nipples"

"If I were Jesus I would be seriously spooked by all the buildings with giant crosses."