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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a snake's mother? A boa constructor."
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"A man runs out of a forest and into a bar, yelling: the squirrels are after me, they think I'm nuts!"
"What do a hand rolled cigarette and hippy sex have in common? [This](http://i.imgur.com/KRuRgF9.gif)"
"What is the 2nd worst reason to become a historian? A. To find evidence of time travel. What is the worst reason to become a historian? To find evidence of your own time travel adventures"
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense?"
"Gay dudes are fucking assholes! Straight dudes are fucking vaginas."
"You'll never hear the phrase ""It's time to separate the men from the boys"" in a Catholic church."
"Dumbo is an unusual nickname for an Elephant But I guess naming my son Elephant wasn't very conventional either"
"Bae: come over Me: can we ever have normal conversations Bae: my parents aren't home Me: why can't you just ask how good my day was for once"
"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don't know what either of those things are."