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Joke of the Day

"Boyscouts vs. Jews What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew? ... Boyscouts come back from their camps."

"I walked into a bar the other day... ...ouch"

"I had my first PBR and it turns out that the stuff is just beer. It's just beer everyone"

"What do the final scene of titanic and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both could've fit the jack"

"Knock, knock Who's there? Hosea Hosea, who? Hosea one more words and I'll beat the craps out of her"

"Whats easier than stealing candy from a baby? ... Stealing candy from a dead baby."

"Imagine if, in some fit of drug-induced rage back in the 60s, Keith Richards had killed David Crosby & Gram Parsons? Talk about killing two byrds with one stone."

"What's the hard part about breaking up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice so they get the message"

"What do you call Adrian Monk when he's angry? Rasputin"

"Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ? Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!"