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Joke of the Day

"Men and women stalk differently. Men will drive by at night. Women will show up at your job and smash your stuff in front of everyone."

"How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players? When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?"

"How did Darth Vader know what Luke would get for Christmas? He felt his presents."

"Everyone preaches body acceptance, until you show up naked at the company picnic."

"I heard today that Stevie Wonder was getting a divorce, so sad he didn't even see it coming."

"What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter."

"Two scientists walk into a bar. One asks for H2O, and the other asks for H2O too. They both die because the bar was in Flint, Michigan"

"What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut? ""Yes, what is it?"""

"At least in 4 years we'll be able to look back at this election with 2020 vision."

"What is brown and rhymes with Snoop Dr. Dre"