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Joke of the Day

"Roast Pussy sandwich http://imgur.com/BnBLkkb"

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"Patient just told me a joke yesterday When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why? They are out standing in the field"
"What do you call a male cow masturbating? Beef Jerky"
"Coffee so good it helps a little old lady cross the street."
"Guess what came in the mail today I did, I ran out of tissue."
"What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child? Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital."
"Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he's dead."
"Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?"
"What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree? Branch Manager"
"Post your best ""Jared Fogle"" jokes! Here's mine:Jared Fogle loves to eat little girls ham sandwiches."