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Joke of the Day
"I saw this one guy really, really beat Bobby Flay It was his ex wife's lawyer."
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"What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face? A Gladiator"
"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a plane crash. Who survives? Not the joke."
"Stealing mosquito repellent... Jacking Off!"
"GUY 1: a bee flew in my eye GUY 2: I just ate a bird GUY IN BACK: I can't hear u TOGETHER: there must be a better way NARRATOR: windshields"
"Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator."
"Terrorists of Reddit, who is the most stupid person you have met in your organization? Don't forget the name of your organization as well!"
"""I'm turning over a new leaf"" -Adam telling Eve that he's seeing another woman"
"Why did the skeletons start dancing? Because they forgot the g in graveyard."
"Walmart has strategically placed the cold sore meds in the mistletoe aisle."