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Joke of the Day

"Smart cars are a good idea until you die in a 5 mph parking lot collision"

"If there is anything that chicken noodle soup and DayQuil won't cure, it's probably like, really serious or something."

"Hitler was argueably the greatest person that ever lived... I mean he did kill Hitler"

"The creator of anagrams died... May he ""erect a penis"""

"What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Nacho cheese. ...Ba-doom-tish."

"I've got washboard abs. As soon as I can find someone with clay-jug abs and someone with jews-harp abs, we can get started on our old-timey-hobo-band abs."

"I'd like to thank /r/jokes for teaching me so many jokes! I've always hated the sound of laughter..."

"There were only 3 commandments until Moses' wife got involved."

"Try our curry, you'll never get better I don't get what's so funny about it, do you mind explaining it like I'm 5?"

"How do you catch a unique bunny? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way."