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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board."

"What did the cook say to his wife? I'm cumin!"

"I let Ellen drive the bus... Pao! Atlest she was able to digg our graves."

"Teacher: When you yawn your supposed to put your hand to your mouth! Pupil: What? and get bitten!"

"What is a tick's favorite fruit? Lime."

"I started a company... I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."

"Wanna hear a joke? You!"

"Roast Pussy sandwich http://imgur.com/BnBLkkb"

"I masturbated when the clock struck 12 tonight It was the stroke of midnight"

"You know what's the worst thing about having sex with 28 year olds? You have to keep track of all twenty of 'em"