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Joke of the Day

"If a red man lives in a red house, a blue man lives in a blue house..... a green man lives in a green house. Then who lives in the white house? A black man"

"A blind man walks into a bar And a Table. And a Chair."

"That's the difference between tech support and a mass shooter? One is a troubleshooter, while the other is a troubled shooter."

"Can somebody please hand me a knife? This fork just isn't cutting it."

"What did the tie say to the hat? You go on ahead, I'll just hang around here."

"""Ladies and gents."" That concludes our tour of the toilets."

"""Everyday I'm shoveling"" - Canadians Theme Song."

"PROPOSAL: Rebrand shootings as ""late-term abortion."" Watch the GOP scramble to stop them."

"At first I didn't like having a beard, but it grew on me."

"Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest natural resources which must be preserved at all costs."