14337
Joke of the Day
"Why did leeroy Jenkins cross the road To get the chicken"
Next Joke
"Know why cowgirls are always bowlegged? Cowboys don't take their hats off while eating."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse coffin and kicky little shroud"
"My New Year's resolutions: 1. Stop making lists. B. Be more consistent. 7. Learn to count."
"Roommate: (looking over my shoulder at my files) What's ""goat_in_heels.wav"" (I slam my laptop shut & throw it through a closed window)"
"What is the best thing about having sex with twenty nine years olds? There are twenty of them."
"I've heard like seven cancer jokes today... If I hear tumor it's gonna benign."
"They say 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile Not me I live next to 2 smoking hot 8 year olds"
"I shot a black man the other day. Now I'm being charged for impersonating a police officer."
"An invisible man attacked me while he was masturbating. He came out of nowhere."