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Joke of the Day

"Why Eiffel Tower is so high? So the white flag can be visible from Berlin. Sorry :P ."

"Why don't orphans play baseball. Because they don't know where home is."

"Once upon a time there was a Z & D. Then someone tipped Z over. The ND."

"What do you call a David Bowie tribute band made up of astro-arachnologists? The Spiders from Mars :("

"Why did 10 die? Because it was in the middle of 9 11"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Don't know To get to the idiots house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken"

"Interesting how alzheimer's makes people forget their own name; yet they always seem to remember that they're racist."

"What is the most confusing day in Harlem Fathers day"

"I was really moved when I saw someone hosting a 5k for special Olympics athletes. Well, until I realized it was just another zombie pub crawl"

"Yoda is telling a joke to the Jedi Council... ""Why was six afraid of seven?"" he asks. Everyone remains silent, and he says: ""Because nine seven eight!"""