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Joke of the Day
"Why did 10 die? Because it was in the middle of 9 11"
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"FUNNIEST FIGHT EVER!!!! JUST JOKE VIDEOS"
"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef. What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"
"do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth ""starting now?"" yes ""the judge looks like squints from the sandlot"""
"I got really excited when she talked about a motorboat date, but as it turns out, she just wanted to take a ride on the lake. *sigh*"
"I wrote to the Bank: ""My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?"""
"I suck in my stomach when I weigh myself like my scale will be all ""oh she's much thinner than I thought, I'll adjust the numbers."""
"My wife recently started snoring, so I decided to use earplugs. but I can only get one in before she wakes up, turns out she doesn't like it when I shove earplugs in her nose."
"I don't see what's wrong with gay marriage It eliminates the worst part of a relationship"
"What could be a good name for a really inappropriate French porno? The Princess and the Frog"