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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a poodle that serves coffee? A Bark-ista! I said a bark-ista Coral."

"How many friendzoned guys does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw."

"How does a baby Wookie get around? Ewoks"

"The .01% of germs that remain alive in your mouth after mouthwash are the Liam Neeson guys who are really pissed and looking for revenge."

"My friend asked me if goldfish suffer from depression i said ""Yes, but very briefly..."""

"Overheard in the nucleus... Q: Are you sure you're a proton? A: Yes, I'm positive."

"What's all white and can't fly? Harrison Ford"

"I was going down in a girl and said ""you've got a massive vagina vagina"" She said ""you didn't have to say it twice"" I said "" I didn't didn't"""

"Christmas Jokes (I know it's a bit late) Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the naught girls live! What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls"

"Why has /r/jokes won an environmental award? Everything gets recycled."