124919
Joke of the Day
"Science builds airplanes & skyscrapers... ...and faith brings them together."
Next Joke
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Clown ! Clown who ? Clown for the count !"
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years."
"Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven."
"Whats the most confusing day in Harlem? Father's day."
"A shapeshifter repeatedly raped a girl, first as a midget, then as a normal man, and finally as a giant. He came in a variety of sizes."
"Tried to have sex on a railroad track, but the train came first."
"I worry that if Nike sponsored a Suicide Prevention Day event... ...the words ""Just Do It"" would be everywhere."
"Let's name him something that will make children smile ""How about Santa?"" Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him"
"Where do snowmen go to dance ? Snowballs !"