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Joke of the Day
"Girlfriend said ""I think I'm pregnant, I'm two weeks late.. ..April fools!"""
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"Unicorn: Come on man, do it just one more time. Dragon: This is the last time. Unicorn: Hell yeah! Dragon: [toasts unicorns marshmallow]"
"Why do men get their great ideas in bed? Because their plugged into a genius!"
"Stalin's political career didn't really take off, until he played the trump card -Seize the means of reproduction!"
"""I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."""
"My girlfriend is the square root of -100 ... ... ... a ""10,"" but imaginary"
"Vintage Joke: What's yellow and writes? A ball point banana!"
"Some bloke just told me he was gonna smack me with the neck of his guitar.... I said, is that a fret?"
"How does an alien get back to his home planet? ayy lmao"
"Dear public restrooms: A toilet paper dispenser should turn loosely. Nobody wants to wipe their ass with a handful of confetti."