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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea? A quarter pounder with cheese."
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"I got a pet hyena because someone has to laugh at my tweets..."
"What do you call poor pasta? Spaghetto."
"When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ? When the door is open !"
"Why don't Nazi's like strip clubs? Because, they don't like Poles."
"My wife tried to sue me for impotence But luckily they couldn't make it stand up in court"
"Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.? ... because the prices were Solo"
"My friend showed me some of his childhood photos. ""These look nothing like you!"" My friend responded ""Why would they?"""
"A man with a sheep A man goes home with a sheep under his arm and says ""this is the pig I've been fucking."" His wife says "" that's not a pig, that's a sheep."" The man says ""I wasn't talking to you."""
"I used to complain about crying babies on airplanes but last week I was flying, both pilots died & a crying baby landed us on a soccer field"