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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Ethiopian with gonorrhoea? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"Leonardo: Let's go rescue April!! Donatello: Let's do it! Raphael: Bodacious!! Michelangelo: Totally!! Vincent: *cuts off ear* give her this"

"Pretty cute that my husband wanted to role-play that I was his maid and then not break character for 14 years."

"Why do we use whiteboards instead of blackboards? Because black boards matter."

"I like Donald Trump how I like Destiny Overhyped and without a campaign."

"When are people going to realize that ""the bigger the shoe size, the bigger the penis"" ... ... is a total phallicy?"

"He died doing what he loved: typing his symptoms into WebMD instead of going to the doctor"

"Did you know that gullible is the only English word that is not in the dictionary? I'm serious, it isn't. Go look it up and see for yourself."

"I've been waking up with a headache for years Unfortunately I'm married to it."

"Where does Dracula buy his pencils? Pennsylvania."