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Joke of the Day

"Two condoms are walking down the street... And they pass a gay bar. One condom turns to the other and asks ""hey wanna get shit faced?"""

"Why do you always need to take 2 baptists on a fishing trip instead of one? If you take one, he'll drink all of your beer, If you take 2 neither will drink a drop"

"What happens to donkeys in the winter? They change into brrrrrro's."

"If you say ""no ifs, ands, or buts"", then get ready for a shitload of ""shoulds"", ""as well as"", and ""howevers""."

"Duct Tape Won't Fix Stupid. But it will gag the sound."

"I once asked a Welshman how many sexual partners he had had in his life but never got an answer. He kept falling asleep whilst counting sheep."

"I like my women the way I like my milk... Four months old and smelling like fish."

"Teacher: I see you don't cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir I cut it shorter."

"How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!"

"So these two blondes walk into a building.. You would have thought one of them would have seen it."