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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a shoe with no laces Shoe HA!"
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"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned."
"The best part about pooping with the bathroom door open in the morning is being able to see everyones face at Starbucks."
"Flight attendant: ""will you perform exit row duties in the event of an emergency?"" Me: ""yes"" In my head: ""No we're all gonna die"""
"Sometimes, the first step to forgiveness is understanding that the other person is an idiot."
"My Netflix subscription feels like one of those abusive relationships people are afraid of leaving."
"I tried to find out why my cat kept licking itself... turns out its actually quite tasty."
"So desperate for some action, I might just crash a frat party and roofie my own drink tonight."
"I saw Donald Trump walk by Natalie Portman and Ben Stiller without stopping... Turns out he really doesn't recognize Jewish Stars."
"Wanna here a funny joke? Women's rights."