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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none. They would just beat the room because it was black."

"You can't name your dog Jeff, that's illegal"

"The owner of my favorite restaurant was arrested for beastiality That explains why Jerk Chicken and Pulled Pork were the only two items on the menu"

"An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar... The bar collapses from the weight and becomes a black hole \*BA DUM TSSS\*"

"DO NOT expect a ""Bless You"" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control."

"HOT local grizzly bears dying to eat YOU!"

"I'm just a few smartphone apps away from never having to talk to anyone again."

"My wife is so skilful... My wife is so skilful she can say ""No"" in thousand different ways. Without even speaking."

"""A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes."""

"[MORBID] What do black people and apples have in common? They both look better hanging."