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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Jews."
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"Why is Vanilla Ice scratching his head? Lice. Lice, maybe."
"*hears crying* *finds baby in dumpster* *sees large box full of N64 games* *looks around* ""You didn't see anything, baby."" *takes box*"
"As long as the stupid phrase ""interracial relationship"" exists, I'm going to refer to same race ones as a ""color-coordinated relationship."""
"what do you give to the god of shit? Sacrifeces"
"I'm walking a mile in someone elses shoes today. Not to be tolerant; but because I can't find mine and my son wears the same size."
"What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag? A dead baby in two garbage bags."
"Sometimes instead of saying ""For Example"", I'll say something such as ""such as"", for example."
"I'm going to change my name to Sparta so when I get introduced to people they can say ""This is Sparta."""
"Q: How do librarians file melted marshmallows? A: According to the Gooey Decimal System."