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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Greek stripper? Popalottapus"
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"My friend told me that sperm bank pays you $60 per shot Boy, do I have an expensive sock under my bed!!"
"I like my coffee how I like my women. With my dick in it! (Joke from Board James)"
"I learned today that ""bust a nut"" doesn't mean ""work really hard"" and boy aren't I embarrassed about using it in all those work memos."
"You know how you have that ONE hoodie that no matter when or what you're eating -- you ALWAYS spill something on it? It's cuz you're a pig."
"Someone asked Trump how he planned to build the wall he said ""On the day I got elected 60 million people shit a brick and Mexico agreed to pay for the mortar"""
"How much for the Ice Cream Scoop? Ma'am, that's a Shovel."
"getting my hopes up only to become even more disappointed dot edu"
"I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes."
"What do you call a pirate from Ireland?? Arrrish"