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Joke of the Day
"What do you call closet Purge ?"
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"I'm guessing the person who decided how to spell ""queue"" and ""okay"" got paid by the letter."
"Why did the period and and semicolon break up? Because they had nothing in comma"
"Kesha dropping the $ sign from her name just shows how bad the economy really is"
"Bjerg is so fly That he's sren"
"What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon? A Brazillionaire!"
"Sometimes I think I've missed my calling. Luckly for me I have voicemail."
"Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come."
"Hey people who design vacuums- Why the headlight? Are people vacuuming in the dark? or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen?"
"In honor of Nelson Mandela Day Someone opened up a tire shop down the road from where I live and named it after the late Nelson Mandela. They named it ""Mandela's Apartires R Us"""