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Joke of the Day

"Chopped beef and pea soup What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!"

"How do you end a relationship fight? You break it up."

"Honey I Shrunk the Kids : A Beginner's Guide to Steroid Use"

"Why do the ladies love Jesus so much? Because he comes twice and he was hung like this: (spread your arms like you're on the cross)"

"A joke is like a frog.... when you dissect it dies"

"Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop."

"Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells? She grew out of her B-shells."

"There are two types of people in the world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"Why didn't the lesbians go shopping for sports equipment? Because they don't like Dicks."

"A programmer heads to the shops His wife says ""grab a loaf of bread and if they have eggs get a dozen"" He comes home with twelve loaves of bread."