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Joke of the Day
"How do you keep a retard in anticipation?"
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"I like my women like I like my Isis victims. Topless. Remember, this is just a joke, so don't be offended. It's nothing to lose your head over."
"I went to the zoo, and the only animal they had was a dog it was a shih tzu."
"I try not to beat live horses, either"
"What is a police called on her period? red bull"
"What is a cows favorite shade of red! Mooroon!"
"*sets down half eaten bag of potato chips on the elliptical*"
"I wrote a song about drawing maps, but it never made the charts."
"Never tell a woman to calm down when she's drunk, it's like baptizing a cat. It's not gonna work"
"What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven."