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Joke of the Day
"What was Marie Curie's fitness program on the airwaves called? Radio-Activity"
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"What was the vacant lot's favorite Spoon song? Don't Make Me A Target"
"Do you know the thing about carpets? They demand to be felt."
"Heard this one in history class. North Korea threatened to bomb the US and France immediately surrendered."
"Justice Prevail for Morons"
"I'm on a seafood diet... Anything I see, I eat"
"What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum."
"Hi, welcome to Starbucks! How can we spell your name incorrectly today?"
"What do you tell a Jew with a tattoo? Nothing, you already told his grandparents 6 million times"
"How do you make a dead baby float? Root beer and two scoops of dead baby."