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Joke of the Day
"What do you tell a Jew with a tattoo? Nothing, you already told his grandparents 6 million times"
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"The baby spit up on my Xbox so I had to get rid of it... I'm gonna miss that baby..."
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other."
"How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb? One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies."
"What do you want to be when you graduate high school? ""No more than 25"" from Gary Muledeer"
"My wife kicked me in the balls today... She always goes for the low-hanging fruit."
"Sexual Pun Joke for Guitarists She wants the D...major. So I picked her up in a barre. Fingering was much easier that way. And yeah, the fingering was easier, but there's always strings attached."
"Donald Trump pushes Jimmy Fallon off a cliff.... Jimmy fallon proceeds to open his mouth and yell ""I'm Fallon son!"""
"*opens briefcase and presentation about 9/11 conspiracies falls out* But that means [cut to my son giving presentation about cool dinosaurs]"
"Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends? They can't defend their towers."