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Joke of the Day

"I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them."

"*checking out of Hotel California* You can check-out any time you like ""Okay yes, now"" But you can never leave! ""Ugh where's your manager"""

"What's the difference between an orphanage and a beach ball? You won't go to prison for blowing up a beach ball."

"whats a similarity between colorado and saudi arabia? It's legal to get stoned"

"a man (almost) worked at google A man went for a job interview at google. When he got the job, he got up and shouted ""YAHOO!"" the man was fired immediately."

"I gave my baby a teething toy so she would stop chewing on my fingers. She wasn't interested because it didn't scream out in pain."

"What's the difference between a book and a mexican? A book has papers."

"Why did Sarah Palin endorse Donald Trump? Because it takes a cunt to recognize another."

"Without me it would just be aweso. Just saying."

"Niggawatt Def: theoretical unit of work. The amount of work 1 black man can produce in 1 hour."