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Joke of the Day
"I asked my dad what he thinks of Nihilism... He said, ""Does it matter?"""
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"My parents always said I was artistic. They were very modest, so they only ever whispered it to each other."
"Two men walk into a bar.. The first one orders H^2 O And the second orders H^2 O too. The second man dies."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
"At this point I'm a little offended the lady at #Chipotle still asks what I want. This is my 4th burrito today. Bitch, I know you know me."
"My pants say yoga but my ass says more cupcakes please"
"They say you are what you eat... But I don't remember eating a legend!"
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the restroom? Because the ""p"" is silent!"
"No matter how kind you are... No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder."
"My wife said we should try some role reversal in bed last night... So I said I had a headache."