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Joke of the Day
"No matter how kind you are... No matter how kind you are, German kids are kinder."
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"Why are gym memberships illegal? Because of the Free Exercise Clause."
"What do you do with a dead chemist? Barium -old but good"
"On the bright side, smoking cigarettes reduces the risk of winning a marathon."
"Why does Trump wear a hairpiece? Because he thought the kids on the roller coaster were making fun of him when they shouted ""Donald, duck!"" Yep."
"What's hardest part about eating bald pussy? Putting the diaper back on."
"Nothing kills a good party buzz like the paramedics showing up and acting like drama queens."
"Want his attention? Send nudes Want to piss him off? When he responds, reply ""Oops, wrong person"""
"What do Hurricane Irene and Kim Kardashian have in common? They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online."
"What's the difference between Jews and Boy Scouts? Boy Scouts come back from their camps."